[ Considering the few parties at which a very shy young prince had been encouraged to play a few bars, incredibly reluctantly? Jonas's description is pretty close to home. Ballgowns and pretentious guys, huh... ]
Yeah.
Idk it sounds like a win win. You came out of it thinking a new way and got a hobby you still like. That's cool.
I've seen music shops. And it'd be pretty weird if people didn't play sports, but you could probably get them on board if they didn't. Games idk, I haven't looked. Fsr buying one here would feel off
That's a better way to see it, probably. You think it's cool, I just think it's lame.
Also lame: trying to make people play sports with me here. Like your thing w/ the games, it'd feel super weird. It'd be like..... me pretending to be into it the whole time while handling a mental breakdown poorly. Or maybe it wouldn't at all. Maybe it'd be good exercise and a healthy coping mechanism.
Either way, ik what you're saying, I think. If not, then we'll be confused together.
So it's rabbit not rabit? Lol wow someone was lying
[ It's a safer topic than painstakingly explaining that it's less coddling and more an attempt to find something that will make them both feel better, as well as an admission that Jonas's wellbeing genuinely matters to him now. He doesn't want to touch on any of it just yet. ]
I've got a couple, it just kind of happened. The details aren't really the important part, what matters is none of them have names yet.
Well whatever, I'm the uncrowned king of naming things, so you came to the right guy. Lemme ask you this though bc I'm gonna drop a bunch of puns on you probably: Did you have rabbits in your world?
the comment, openly flirtatious in jonas' eyes, gets a short lean back in response. it takes him half a minute of silent reflection to then doubt that was noctis' intention.)
If it looks like a rabbit and hops like a rabbit then it's probably a rabbit. They actually go by a bunch of names, nicknames almost. "Bunny rabbit" is one, so just keep that in mind for the next bit.
Honeybun. One has to be named Honeybun.
Cadbury (chocolate brand w/ a bunny mascot). Duracell (battery brand w/ a bunny mascot. Sir Hopsalot (obvious). Peter Cottontail (a rabbit character). Also Ted Bundy, but he was an actual serial killer.
Bunny? Seriously? Where did that even come from lmao
[ It's cute....... ]
Okay there's 6 of them so hold on. Honeybun? Cadbury, Duracell, Sir Hopsalot, Peter Cottontail, that's 5 and not all of them are passing my screening. If you think I'm naming one after a murderer when they already watch me sleep you're way off.
Fine, tough crowd, wow. I thought Duracell was badass.
How are Thaddeus and Faustina any better? What even are those names dude I'm cracking up. Like no judgement, I'm just thinking about a bunny named Thaddeus.
Actually, we absolutely have to name one Thaddeus hahahaha
I should've known that you'd have already actually chosen which one's gonna be Thaddeus.
I think Thaddeus is a respectable lady's name if you happen to have messed that up bc sorry but no I don't gender rabbits in my daily life back home. Also just a heads-up, you should probably find out quick and keep the guys and girls separate.
There's a saying on earth: "fuck like rabbits" LOL it's probably already too late.
Okay so says the guy who obv doesn't know anyone named Thaddeus lol, I'm not doing that to any girl rabbit of mine. If I'm gonna have pets I'm gonna do it right.
[ Is he protective already? Maybe. But he's also always had a big weak spot for cute animals. ]
Also tell me you're not saying that they might have babies. There's already way too many of them as it is?
No, I do not know anyone named Thaddeus. Nobody in Oregon is named Thaddeus. Nobody in the US is named Thaddeus. Probably. Anyway it's super rare and ancient.
(such an aramaic grandfather name, dude. source: trust me.)
And that is precisely what I'm saying. I am 100% serious about it too, like the whole pregnancy thing could be super real rn.
ig we could take them to the vet to see. Are there even vets here?
Why are you asking me? It's not like I've been looking around for them.
[ The stress of potential rabbit grandparenthood is starting to set in as he gives his brood a side-eye, all of them behaving and keeping politely to themselves. They don't... seem sex-crazed... ]
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Yeah.
Idk it sounds like a win win. You came out of it thinking a new way and got a hobby you still like. That's cool.
I've seen music shops. And it'd be pretty weird if people didn't play sports, but you could probably get them on board if they didn't. Games idk, I haven't looked. Fsr buying one here would feel off
Idk if that makes sense.
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Also lame: trying to make people play sports with me here. Like your thing w/ the games, it'd feel super weird. It'd be like..... me pretending to be into it the whole time while handling a mental breakdown poorly. Or maybe it wouldn't at all. Maybe it'd be good exercise and a healthy coping mechanism.
Either way, ik what you're saying, I think. If not, then we'll be confused together.
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[ Gladio would never let him hear the end of it. Gladio never lets him hear the end of anything. ]
Here's another question.
If you were gonna name a rabit what would you name it?
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(this double-whammy.)
This is a weird question dude, do you have a rabbit?
I'd probably call it smth funny like after a celebrity or smth.
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[ It's a safer topic than painstakingly explaining that it's less coddling and more an attempt to find something that will make them both feel better, as well as an admission that Jonas's wellbeing genuinely matters to him now. He doesn't want to touch on any of it just yet. ]
I've got a couple, it just kind of happened. The details aren't really the important part, what matters is none of them have names yet.
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Well whatever, I'm the uncrowned king of naming things, so you came to the right guy. Lemme ask you this though bc I'm gonna drop a bunch of puns on you probably: Did you have rabbits in your world?
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[ He has no idea what he's in for and it shows. ]
But no. If there were I'd have it spelled right, js, w/e I'm dealing with is smaller than a cat but with way bigger ears.
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the comment, openly flirtatious in jonas' eyes, gets a short lean back in response. it takes him half a minute of silent reflection to then doubt that was noctis' intention.)
If it looks like a rabbit and hops like a rabbit then it's probably a rabbit. They actually go by a bunch of names, nicknames almost. "Bunny rabbit" is one, so just keep that in mind for the next bit.
Honeybun. One has to be named Honeybun.
Cadbury (chocolate brand w/ a bunny mascot). Duracell (battery brand w/ a bunny mascot. Sir Hopsalot (obvious). Peter Cottontail (a rabbit character). Also Ted Bundy, but he was an actual serial killer.
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[ It's cute....... ]
Okay there's 6 of them so hold on. Honeybun? Cadbury, Duracell, Sir Hopsalot, Peter Cottontail, that's 5 and not all of them are passing my screening. If you think I'm naming one after a murderer when they already watch me sleep you're way off.
Duracell and Sir Hopsalot are kinda eh 😶
All I had so far was Thaddeus and Faustina.
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How are Thaddeus and Faustina any better? What even are those names dude I'm cracking up. Like no judgement, I'm just thinking about a bunny named Thaddeus.
Actually, we absolutely have to name one Thaddeus hahahaha
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Wtf is wrong with Thaddeus? Maybe if you'd met them you'd get it, you'd get how it suits him.
[ Suddenly, however, he realizes something. ]
Do you know how to tell a guy rabbit from a girl rabbit?
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I think Thaddeus is a respectable lady's name if you happen to have messed that up bc sorry but no I don't gender rabbits in my daily life back home. Also just a heads-up, you should probably find out quick and keep the guys and girls separate.
There's a saying on earth: "fuck like rabbits" LOL it's probably already too late.
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[ Is he protective already? Maybe. But he's also always had a big weak spot for cute animals. ]
Also tell me you're not saying that they might have babies. There's already way too many of them as it is?
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(such an aramaic grandfather name, dude. source: trust me.)
And that is precisely what I'm saying. I am 100% serious about it too, like the whole pregnancy thing could be super real rn.
ig we could take them to the vet to see. Are there even vets here?
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[ The stress of potential rabbit grandparenthood is starting to set in as he gives his brood a side-eye, all of them behaving and keeping politely to themselves. They don't... seem sex-crazed... ]
Is this you volunteering to go look? Lmao
Thaddeus is priority one.
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Why is he your favourite?
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And he stands up on his back legs if you put your hand over his head so
[ He's so cute and he likes me best....... ]
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Could I hold one do you think?
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Yeah, do you wanna see a pic of them?
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(it is absolutely imperative he sees pictures of the fluffy bunnies.)
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The following picture is sent just a moment later, showcasing the breed in question albeit with a pair of somewhat disconcerting glowing red eyes. ]
This one's Thaddeus
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until, of course, he realizes that its red eyes aren't a result of a wonky flash setting.)
Ummm that's a demon.
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???
Wait h/o are you serious? Rabbit daemons exist where you're from?
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