Okay so says the guy who obv doesn't know anyone named Thaddeus lol, I'm not doing that to any girl rabbit of mine. If I'm gonna have pets I'm gonna do it right.
[ Is he protective already? Maybe. But he's also always had a big weak spot for cute animals. ]
Also tell me you're not saying that they might have babies. There's already way too many of them as it is?
No, I do not know anyone named Thaddeus. Nobody in Oregon is named Thaddeus. Nobody in the US is named Thaddeus. Probably. Anyway it's super rare and ancient.
(such an aramaic grandfather name, dude. source: trust me.)
And that is precisely what I'm saying. I am 100% serious about it too, like the whole pregnancy thing could be super real rn.
ig we could take them to the vet to see. Are there even vets here?
Why are you asking me? It's not like I've been looking around for them.
[ The stress of potential rabbit grandparenthood is starting to set in as he gives his brood a side-eye, all of them behaving and keeping politely to themselves. They don't... seem sex-crazed... ]
They don't have glowing red eyes, it's freaking weird dude. Like sometimes if the light catches their like..... lens or smth it can look red but those bad boys are like beacons. You don't need a vet, you need an exorcist.
[ Jonas is patient and it helps him push through that initial flare-up of... defensiveness? shyness? Whatever it is, it's a quick regret. ]
Okay okay, fair.
It's just smth that happens when I use some of my magic, but it's a kind I haven't been able to use since I woke up here. I don't really wanna get into it but I wasn't trying to shut you down or w/e
no subject
[ Is he protective already? Maybe. But he's also always had a big weak spot for cute animals. ]
Also tell me you're not saying that they might have babies. There's already way too many of them as it is?
no subject
(such an aramaic grandfather name, dude. source: trust me.)
And that is precisely what I'm saying. I am 100% serious about it too, like the whole pregnancy thing could be super real rn.
ig we could take them to the vet to see. Are there even vets here?
no subject
[ The stress of potential rabbit grandparenthood is starting to set in as he gives his brood a side-eye, all of them behaving and keeping politely to themselves. They don't... seem sex-crazed... ]
Is this you volunteering to go look? Lmao
Thaddeus is priority one.
no subject
Why is he your favourite?
no subject
And he stands up on his back legs if you put your hand over his head so
[ He's so cute and he likes me best....... ]
no subject
Could I hold one do you think?
no subject
Yeah, do you wanna see a pic of them?
no subject
(it is absolutely imperative he sees pictures of the fluffy bunnies.)
no subject
The following picture is sent just a moment later, showcasing the breed in question albeit with a pair of somewhat disconcerting glowing red eyes. ]
This one's Thaddeus
no subject
until, of course, he realizes that its red eyes aren't a result of a wonky flash setting.)
Ummm that's a demon.
no subject
???
Wait h/o are you serious? Rabbit daemons exist where you're from?
no subject
1/3
2/3
3/3
no subject
They don't have glowing red eyes, it's freaking weird dude. Like sometimes if the light catches their like..... lens or smth it can look red but those bad boys are like beacons. You don't need a vet, you need an exorcist.
no subject
But if it's just glowing eyes then idk, sometimes eyes glow. Their vibes are pretty good tbh.
no subject
Are you fr dude??
Do YOUR eyes sometimes glow?
(this isn't the "gotcha" he thinks it is)
no subject
no subject
(no)
no subject
no subject
(kowai or sugee...???)
no subject
no subject
Wouldn't you?
1/2
Okay okay, fair.
It's just smth that happens when I use some of my magic, but it's a kind I haven't been able to use since I woke up here. I don't really wanna get into it but I wasn't trying to shut you down or w/e
2/2
1/2
2/2
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)