[ Jonas is patient and it helps him push through that initial flare-up of... defensiveness? shyness? Whatever it is, it's a quick regret. ]
Okay okay, fair.
It's just smth that happens when I use some of my magic, but it's a kind I haven't been able to use since I woke up here. I don't really wanna get into it but I wasn't trying to shut you down or w/e
Pretty sure you're giving me zero credit as usual but ask me if I'm surprised.
Be persuaded. And while you're at it say smth actually nice about the picture I sent. These are my pets you've been dissing this whole time and you named more than half of them
Your eyes are super cool and Thaddeus is super cute. Legit apologize to him (her??) for me bc that was a jerk thing to say calling him a demon like that. I'll bring them all a head of lettuce later and we can watch them freak out on it.
Consider yourself forgiven, twice over if you make good on that promise. It's not easy making sure they all get enough to eat, I'm gonna have to get two jobs just to support them. I'll take all the charity I can get.
Hahahaha wow ty, I couldn't find them in the sea of red ones.🚩🚩🚩
I am not going to let you become a single parent with two jobs, that just won't go down. I'll take responsibility if the other asshole didn't. Then we'll go find them and demand child support and wind up on a tabloid talk show.
Wow you've got a whole plan in place, how can I say no? Clearly get rich quick schemes come way more naturally to you than they do me lmao you're gonna end up with way more money here than I've got.
Cabbage money.
How am I paying you back for all this? Letting you take pics with them?
If this were rl I'd ask for favours or food or smth, but this place is different. So yeah. Bunny pic privileges and maybe somebody chill to hang with so I don't go totally crazy.
My favourites are probably pizza and any fast food like burgers and taco bowls. I'm also super into pasta and salad and pasta salad. A lot of healthy stuff too I really like, so I flip-flop between eating waffles at some random 24-hour place and stir-fries.
Wow okay I figured I'd check to see if I could get you anything that'd fall under your interests but considering your interests are every food I think I'm set. I can expand it from "crab" lmao
Subtract "healthy" from what you said and I'm into most of that too. It works out, the rabbits can take the veg and you and I can eat the rest.
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(kowai or sugee...???)
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Wouldn't you?
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Okay okay, fair.
It's just smth that happens when I use some of my magic, but it's a kind I haven't been able to use since I woke up here. I don't really wanna get into it but I wasn't trying to shut you down or w/e
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(sorry, picturing a rabbit using magic is momentarily far more important than the rest.)
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I didn't think you were shutting me down, dw. I'm just sorry if it felt like I was pushing you or smth.
We don't have to talk about anything you don't wanna talk about. Cool?
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[ And a relief. ]
So it's more like purple or red than anything else ig, not as red as the rabbits'. Ik, mine sounds cooler, and it is.
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ig I could be persuaded that purple-y red is SLIGHTLY cooler than just plain red.
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Be persuaded. And while you're at it say smth actually nice about the picture I sent. These are my pets you've been dissing this whole time and you named more than half of them
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Your eyes are super cool and Thaddeus is super cute. Legit apologize to him (her??) for me bc that was a jerk thing to say calling him a demon like that. I'll bring them all a head of lettuce later and we can watch them freak out on it.
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Consider yourself forgiven, twice over if you make good on that promise. It's not easy making sure they all get enough to eat, I'm gonna have to get two jobs just to support them. I'll take all the charity I can get.
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I am not going to let you become a single parent with two jobs, that just won't go down. I'll take responsibility if the other asshole didn't. Then we'll go find them and demand child support and wind up on a tabloid talk show.
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Cabbage money.
How am I paying you back for all this? Letting you take pics with them?
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They don't call money green for nothing.💵💵💵🥬🥬🥬
If this were rl I'd ask for favours or food or smth, but this place is different. So yeah. Bunny pic privileges and maybe somebody chill to hang with so I don't go totally crazy.
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Tbh though.......
What kind of food are you into?
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(talk 2 the hand)
My favourites are probably pizza and any fast food like burgers and taco bowls. I'm also super into pasta and salad and pasta salad. A lot of healthy stuff too I really like, so I flip-flop between eating waffles at some random 24-hour place and stir-fries.
What are you into??
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Subtract "healthy" from what you said and I'm into most of that too. It works out, the rabbits can take the veg and you and I can eat the rest.
You handle one and I'll handle the other?
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(it's a legitimate problem jonas)
Whatever, yolo. Fast food all around. And microwave dinners. I was like totally obsessed with the really awful pasta ones, I had everyone worried.
But as the veggie connoisseur, I won't let you or Thaddeus down. See ya when I see ya.🥳🥳