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I should've known that you'd have already actually chosen which one's gonna be Thaddeus.

I think Thaddeus is a respectable lady's name if you happen to have messed that up bc sorry but no I don't gender rabbits in my daily life back home. Also just a heads-up, you should probably find out quick and keep the guys and girls separate.

There's a saying on earth: "fuck like rabbits" LOL it's probably already too late.

Okay so says the guy who obv doesn't know anyone named Thaddeus lol, I'm not doing that to any girl rabbit of mine. If I'm gonna have pets I'm gonna do it right.

[ Is he protective already? Maybe. But he's also always had a big weak spot for cute animals. ]

Also tell me you're not saying that they might have babies. There's already way too many of them as it is?

No, I do not know anyone named Thaddeus. Nobody in Oregon is named Thaddeus. Nobody in the US is named Thaddeus. Probably. Anyway it's super rare and ancient.

(such an aramaic grandfather name, dude. source: trust me.)

And that is precisely what I'm saying. I am 100% serious about it too, like the whole pregnancy thing could be super real rn.

ig we could take them to the vet to see. Are there even vets here?

Edited 2022-11-06 04:56 (UTC)

Why are you asking me? It's not like I've been looking around for them.

[ The stress of potential rabbit grandparenthood is starting to set in as he gives his brood a side-eye, all of them behaving and keeping politely to themselves. They don't... seem sex-crazed... ]

Is this you volunteering to go look? Lmao

Thaddeus is priority one.

Sure, I can look, bc I'm not a monster who'd forsake a bunch of cute bunnies.

Why is he your favourite?

Bc if smth happens to him you'll officially know zero Thaddeuses

And he stands up on his back legs if you put your hand over his head so

[ He's so cute and he likes me best....... ]

ig that's a p good reason.....

Could I hold one do you think?

[ ... ]

Yeah, do you wanna see a pic of them?

Yes pls🥺

(it is absolutely imperative he sees pictures of the fluffy bunnies.)

[ Prepare yourself.

The following picture is sent just a moment later, showcasing the breed in question albeit with a pair of somewhat disconcerting glowing red eyes. ]

This one's Thaddeus

(despite his insistent headache, jonas smiles down at the picture of thaddeus.

until, of course, he realizes that its red eyes aren't a result of a wonky flash setting.)

Ummm that's a demon.

[ ... excuse you ]

???

Wait h/o are you serious? Rabbit daemons exist where you're from?

idek what a rabbit daemon is. I'm saying this thing looks like it's super possessed.

Possessed how? They haven't done anything weird or w/e

What's weird for a rabbit

THIS

They don't have glowing red eyes, it's freaking weird dude. Like sometimes if the light catches their like..... lens or smth it can look red but those bad boys are like beacons. You don't need a vet, you need an exorcist.

Okay I hear you but rabbits here are obv different. I get it, it's easier for me bc I'm not used to them.

But if it's just glowing eyes then idk, sometimes eyes glow. Their vibes are pretty good tbh.