They don't have glowing red eyes, it's freaking weird dude. Like sometimes if the light catches their like..... lens or smth it can look red but those bad boys are like beacons. You don't need a vet, you need an exorcist.
[ Jonas is patient and it helps him push through that initial flare-up of... defensiveness? shyness? Whatever it is, it's a quick regret. ]
Okay okay, fair.
It's just smth that happens when I use some of my magic, but it's a kind I haven't been able to use since I woke up here. I don't really wanna get into it but I wasn't trying to shut you down or w/e
Pretty sure you're giving me zero credit as usual but ask me if I'm surprised.
Be persuaded. And while you're at it say smth actually nice about the picture I sent. These are my pets you've been dissing this whole time and you named more than half of them
Your eyes are super cool and Thaddeus is super cute. Legit apologize to him (her??) for me bc that was a jerk thing to say calling him a demon like that. I'll bring them all a head of lettuce later and we can watch them freak out on it.
Consider yourself forgiven, twice over if you make good on that promise. It's not easy making sure they all get enough to eat, I'm gonna have to get two jobs just to support them. I'll take all the charity I can get.
Hahahaha wow ty, I couldn't find them in the sea of red ones.🚩🚩🚩
I am not going to let you become a single parent with two jobs, that just won't go down. I'll take responsibility if the other asshole didn't. Then we'll go find them and demand child support and wind up on a tabloid talk show.
Wow you've got a whole plan in place, how can I say no? Clearly get rich quick schemes come way more naturally to you than they do me lmao you're gonna end up with way more money here than I've got.
Cabbage money.
How am I paying you back for all this? Letting you take pics with them?
If this were rl I'd ask for favours or food or smth, but this place is different. So yeah. Bunny pic privileges and maybe somebody chill to hang with so I don't go totally crazy.
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They don't have glowing red eyes, it's freaking weird dude. Like sometimes if the light catches their like..... lens or smth it can look red but those bad boys are like beacons. You don't need a vet, you need an exorcist.
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But if it's just glowing eyes then idk, sometimes eyes glow. Their vibes are pretty good tbh.
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Are you fr dude??
Do YOUR eyes sometimes glow?
(this isn't the "gotcha" he thinks it is)
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(kowai or sugee...???)
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Wouldn't you?
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Okay okay, fair.
It's just smth that happens when I use some of my magic, but it's a kind I haven't been able to use since I woke up here. I don't really wanna get into it but I wasn't trying to shut you down or w/e
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(sorry, picturing a rabbit using magic is momentarily far more important than the rest.)
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I didn't think you were shutting me down, dw. I'm just sorry if it felt like I was pushing you or smth.
We don't have to talk about anything you don't wanna talk about. Cool?
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[ And a relief. ]
So it's more like purple or red than anything else ig, not as red as the rabbits'. Ik, mine sounds cooler, and it is.
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ig I could be persuaded that purple-y red is SLIGHTLY cooler than just plain red.
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Be persuaded. And while you're at it say smth actually nice about the picture I sent. These are my pets you've been dissing this whole time and you named more than half of them
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Your eyes are super cool and Thaddeus is super cute. Legit apologize to him (her??) for me bc that was a jerk thing to say calling him a demon like that. I'll bring them all a head of lettuce later and we can watch them freak out on it.
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Consider yourself forgiven, twice over if you make good on that promise. It's not easy making sure they all get enough to eat, I'm gonna have to get two jobs just to support them. I'll take all the charity I can get.
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I am not going to let you become a single parent with two jobs, that just won't go down. I'll take responsibility if the other asshole didn't. Then we'll go find them and demand child support and wind up on a tabloid talk show.
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Cabbage money.
How am I paying you back for all this? Letting you take pics with them?
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They don't call money green for nothing.💵💵💵🥬🥬🥬
If this were rl I'd ask for favours or food or smth, but this place is different. So yeah. Bunny pic privileges and maybe somebody chill to hang with so I don't go totally crazy.
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