Bunny? Seriously? Where did that even come from lmao
[ It's cute....... ]
Okay there's 6 of them so hold on. Honeybun? Cadbury, Duracell, Sir Hopsalot, Peter Cottontail, that's 5 and not all of them are passing my screening. If you think I'm naming one after a murderer when they already watch me sleep you're way off.
Fine, tough crowd, wow. I thought Duracell was badass.
How are Thaddeus and Faustina any better? What even are those names dude I'm cracking up. Like no judgement, I'm just thinking about a bunny named Thaddeus.
Actually, we absolutely have to name one Thaddeus hahahaha
I should've known that you'd have already actually chosen which one's gonna be Thaddeus.
I think Thaddeus is a respectable lady's name if you happen to have messed that up bc sorry but no I don't gender rabbits in my daily life back home. Also just a heads-up, you should probably find out quick and keep the guys and girls separate.
There's a saying on earth: "fuck like rabbits" LOL it's probably already too late.
Okay so says the guy who obv doesn't know anyone named Thaddeus lol, I'm not doing that to any girl rabbit of mine. If I'm gonna have pets I'm gonna do it right.
[ Is he protective already? Maybe. But he's also always had a big weak spot for cute animals. ]
Also tell me you're not saying that they might have babies. There's already way too many of them as it is?
No, I do not know anyone named Thaddeus. Nobody in Oregon is named Thaddeus. Nobody in the US is named Thaddeus. Probably. Anyway it's super rare and ancient.
(such an aramaic grandfather name, dude. source: trust me.)
And that is precisely what I'm saying. I am 100% serious about it too, like the whole pregnancy thing could be super real rn.
ig we could take them to the vet to see. Are there even vets here?
Why are you asking me? It's not like I've been looking around for them.
[ The stress of potential rabbit grandparenthood is starting to set in as he gives his brood a side-eye, all of them behaving and keeping politely to themselves. They don't... seem sex-crazed... ]
They don't have glowing red eyes, it's freaking weird dude. Like sometimes if the light catches their like..... lens or smth it can look red but those bad boys are like beacons. You don't need a vet, you need an exorcist.
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[ It's cute....... ]
Okay there's 6 of them so hold on. Honeybun? Cadbury, Duracell, Sir Hopsalot, Peter Cottontail, that's 5 and not all of them are passing my screening. If you think I'm naming one after a murderer when they already watch me sleep you're way off.
Duracell and Sir Hopsalot are kinda eh 😶
All I had so far was Thaddeus and Faustina.
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How are Thaddeus and Faustina any better? What even are those names dude I'm cracking up. Like no judgement, I'm just thinking about a bunny named Thaddeus.
Actually, we absolutely have to name one Thaddeus hahahaha
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Wtf is wrong with Thaddeus? Maybe if you'd met them you'd get it, you'd get how it suits him.
[ Suddenly, however, he realizes something. ]
Do you know how to tell a guy rabbit from a girl rabbit?
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I think Thaddeus is a respectable lady's name if you happen to have messed that up bc sorry but no I don't gender rabbits in my daily life back home. Also just a heads-up, you should probably find out quick and keep the guys and girls separate.
There's a saying on earth: "fuck like rabbits" LOL it's probably already too late.
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[ Is he protective already? Maybe. But he's also always had a big weak spot for cute animals. ]
Also tell me you're not saying that they might have babies. There's already way too many of them as it is?
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(such an aramaic grandfather name, dude. source: trust me.)
And that is precisely what I'm saying. I am 100% serious about it too, like the whole pregnancy thing could be super real rn.
ig we could take them to the vet to see. Are there even vets here?
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[ The stress of potential rabbit grandparenthood is starting to set in as he gives his brood a side-eye, all of them behaving and keeping politely to themselves. They don't... seem sex-crazed... ]
Is this you volunteering to go look? Lmao
Thaddeus is priority one.
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Why is he your favourite?
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And he stands up on his back legs if you put your hand over his head so
[ He's so cute and he likes me best....... ]
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Could I hold one do you think?
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Yeah, do you wanna see a pic of them?
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(it is absolutely imperative he sees pictures of the fluffy bunnies.)
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The following picture is sent just a moment later, showcasing the breed in question albeit with a pair of somewhat disconcerting glowing red eyes. ]
This one's Thaddeus
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until, of course, he realizes that its red eyes aren't a result of a wonky flash setting.)
Ummm that's a demon.
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???
Wait h/o are you serious? Rabbit daemons exist where you're from?
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They don't have glowing red eyes, it's freaking weird dude. Like sometimes if the light catches their like..... lens or smth it can look red but those bad boys are like beacons. You don't need a vet, you need an exorcist.
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But if it's just glowing eyes then idk, sometimes eyes glow. Their vibes are pretty good tbh.
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Are you fr dude??
Do YOUR eyes sometimes glow?
(this isn't the "gotcha" he thinks it is)
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