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[fessus]

— NOCTIS LUCIS CAELUM

CODENAME
SAMUEL NIGHT
@xXdarkwarriorXx

TEAM REVELATION
HOUSING 016

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[fessus]

Sure throw it back at me

When I'm the one who let you get away with wanting to have fun without saying anything

[gyve]

Why are you so concerned over whether I think something's fun or not

1/2

[fessus]

That's easy

I'm also not gonna tell you

2/2

[fessus]

Are you planning to use my elemancy in midair btw?

[gyve]

( ... )

You're a storming fool do you know that

Anyway
What's the worst that could happen if I did

[fessus]

You hang out with me so what's that make you?

And if I were able to fly into the air maybe I'd know and be able to tell you but it's a first for me

[gyve]

A storming fool

( i know who i am )

Does the flask need an impact to release
We'll need to worry about timing but that's the only downside I can think of
And I can always think of more downsides
To everything

[fessus]

At least I know more than one swear word

[ oh we're going there ]

I've set them off without impact but idk

I don't think about how I make it happen, it just does

[gyve]

Kelek's breath
Ash's eyes
By the almighty's tenth name
Asshole
Bastard
Damnation
Stormfather
What in the halls

I know plenty of swears

Maybe you'll be the key to detonation when I'm wielding a flask too
Don't think about explosions while I'm holding one

[fessus]

[ ... don't smile, Noctis, don't smile ]

How many names does the almighty even have? Ash's storming eyes

Tbh that's probably the most anyone's ever sworn at me, plus or minus explosions

[gyve]

Ten
Only certain people are allowed to say his holiest titles though

Is that because you're rich and people are too scared
If they got to know you they'd realize it's satisfying to swear at you

[fessus]

Lmao

A bunch of them have prob sworn at me in their heads

[ ... ]

Are you allowed to say them

[gyve]

No somehow I'm not elevated enough in the eyes of the church to say them
Despite being able to literally elevate myself above it
Not that being restricted from saying them bothers me

( ... hm... )

Everyone swears at everyone in their heads I think

Tell me something
About your world
About you
I can't sleep

[fessus]

Let's see

You admit to swearing at me in your head and now I have to entertain you bc you're bored?

[ The smile is impossible to fight now, and a new warm appreciation for Kaladin's interest alongside it. ]

[gyve]

Yes

1/2

[fessus]

You're so annoying

2/2

[fessus]

Carrots are the worst food that exists

Your turn

[gyve]

I dislike horses

I had carrots but before I didn't know what they were
Why do you hate them

1/2

[fessus]

Bc they're the worst food that exists

H/o

2/2

[fessus]

[ searches "horses" ]

Wow what's wrong with their faces

[gyve]

They're oblong and unnerving and they have human teeth
They're covered in fur
Worse is that they're intelligent enough to know I don't like them
That makes riding one awful

Worst of all is the people who like horses
They're more ominous than carrots

[fessus]

You actually try to ride them? Are they even big enough to carry someone your size?

[ Oh how quickly we go from unity to division........ ]

Here I'll give you an out with another fact

I'm an only child, can't remember if I already told you

[gyve]

Everything is bigger on Roshar
Including the horses

( noctis is even shorter than shallan, kaladin muses. )

You'd need a ladder to get onto one's back
LOL

You never told me that
It's a pity I think you'd make a fine younger brother
You're already so efficient at pestering others

[fessus]

That makes sense

Since you seem awkward no matter where you sit or what you do here, it's obvious you're not used to it still

[ oh how dare you call me a pest, I'll show you a pest ]

I'd make a great older brother since I'm always teaching the weirdos around me new things

Question, did you say "lol" or actually learn enough letters to spell it out just to copy me

[gyve]

I may be awkward but I'm not an idiot
You taught me what it meant and when you typed it the implant read it to me letter by letter
That's the case with most of your abbreviations
LOL
BC
HO

( calls him a ho )

How old are you anyway