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[fessus]

— NOCTIS LUCIS CAELUM

CODENAME
SAMUEL NIGHT
@xXdarkwarriorXx

TEAM REVELATION
HOUSING 016

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[gyve]

Kelek's breath
Ash's eyes
By the almighty's tenth name
Asshole
Bastard
Damnation
Stormfather
What in the halls

I know plenty of swears

Maybe you'll be the key to detonation when I'm wielding a flask too
Don't think about explosions while I'm holding one

[fessus]

[ ... don't smile, Noctis, don't smile ]

How many names does the almighty even have? Ash's storming eyes

Tbh that's probably the most anyone's ever sworn at me, plus or minus explosions

[gyve]

Ten
Only certain people are allowed to say his holiest titles though

Is that because you're rich and people are too scared
If they got to know you they'd realize it's satisfying to swear at you

[fessus]

Lmao

A bunch of them have prob sworn at me in their heads

[ ... ]

Are you allowed to say them

[gyve]

No somehow I'm not elevated enough in the eyes of the church to say them
Despite being able to literally elevate myself above it
Not that being restricted from saying them bothers me

( ... hm... )

Everyone swears at everyone in their heads I think

Tell me something
About your world
About you
I can't sleep

[fessus]

Let's see

You admit to swearing at me in your head and now I have to entertain you bc you're bored?

[ The smile is impossible to fight now, and a new warm appreciation for Kaladin's interest alongside it. ]

[gyve]

Yes

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[fessus]

You're so annoying

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[fessus]

Carrots are the worst food that exists

Your turn

[gyve]

I dislike horses

I had carrots but before I didn't know what they were
Why do you hate them

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[fessus]

Bc they're the worst food that exists

H/o

2/2

[fessus]

[ searches "horses" ]

Wow what's wrong with their faces

[gyve]

They're oblong and unnerving and they have human teeth
They're covered in fur
Worse is that they're intelligent enough to know I don't like them
That makes riding one awful

Worst of all is the people who like horses
They're more ominous than carrots

[fessus]

You actually try to ride them? Are they even big enough to carry someone your size?

[ Oh how quickly we go from unity to division........ ]

Here I'll give you an out with another fact

I'm an only child, can't remember if I already told you

[gyve]

Everything is bigger on Roshar
Including the horses

( noctis is even shorter than shallan, kaladin muses. )

You'd need a ladder to get onto one's back
LOL

You never told me that
It's a pity I think you'd make a fine younger brother
You're already so efficient at pestering others

[fessus]

That makes sense

Since you seem awkward no matter where you sit or what you do here, it's obvious you're not used to it still

[ oh how dare you call me a pest, I'll show you a pest ]

I'd make a great older brother since I'm always teaching the weirdos around me new things

Question, did you say "lol" or actually learn enough letters to spell it out just to copy me

[gyve]

I may be awkward but I'm not an idiot
You taught me what it meant and when you typed it the implant read it to me letter by letter
That's the case with most of your abbreviations
LOL
BC
HO

( calls him a ho )

How old are you anyway

[fessus]

[ "lol bc ho"... lord give him strength to not pounce on that and hold onto it forever ]

It was a trick question, they're both lame mental images

I'm 20, how old are you?

[gyve]

You're impossible to please

Does that mean you're 20 on Earth and on your planet
Because on Roshar I'm 21
But here on Earth I'm 23
The calendar was a storming pain and I'm still not used to it

[fessus]

That doesn't mean you have to stop trying

[ Yeah, please me. ]

Anyway idk

From what I can tell yeah, we have the same day/month/year setup on Eos. Sounds like what you're saying though is even time is bigger on Roshar lol

[gyve]

( what a warm emotion this conversation is generating. a warm emotion... called... friendship... )

If I could stop I would
But I can't so I inevitably won't

There's more air on Roshar too and less force bearing down on us to keep us all grounded
Maybe that's why people from this and your planet have had their growth stunted so severely

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[fessus]

Can't make it out like we're the weird ones when you're the one in the minority Kal

Tell me smth else about you or Roshar

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Nah on second thought not Roshar

Just you

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[gyve]

( ... blushes... )

Uh
Like what

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[gyve]

( ahem. struggles in vain to "man up." )

Like maybe
When I was learning to use my powers I smacked into a rock wall
You enjoy hearing about that sort of thing right