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[fessus]

— NOCTIS LUCIS CAELUM

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[fessus]

You actually try to ride them? Are they even big enough to carry someone your size?

[ Oh how quickly we go from unity to division........ ]

Here I'll give you an out with another fact

I'm an only child, can't remember if I already told you

[gyve]

Everything is bigger on Roshar
Including the horses

( noctis is even shorter than shallan, kaladin muses. )

You'd need a ladder to get onto one's back
LOL

You never told me that
It's a pity I think you'd make a fine younger brother
You're already so efficient at pestering others

[fessus]

That makes sense

Since you seem awkward no matter where you sit or what you do here, it's obvious you're not used to it still

[ oh how dare you call me a pest, I'll show you a pest ]

I'd make a great older brother since I'm always teaching the weirdos around me new things

Question, did you say "lol" or actually learn enough letters to spell it out just to copy me

[gyve]

I may be awkward but I'm not an idiot
You taught me what it meant and when you typed it the implant read it to me letter by letter
That's the case with most of your abbreviations
LOL
BC
HO

( calls him a ho )

How old are you anyway

[fessus]

[ "lol bc ho"... lord give him strength to not pounce on that and hold onto it forever ]

It was a trick question, they're both lame mental images

I'm 20, how old are you?

[gyve]

You're impossible to please

Does that mean you're 20 on Earth and on your planet
Because on Roshar I'm 21
But here on Earth I'm 23
The calendar was a storming pain and I'm still not used to it

[fessus]

That doesn't mean you have to stop trying

[ Yeah, please me. ]

Anyway idk

From what I can tell yeah, we have the same day/month/year setup on Eos. Sounds like what you're saying though is even time is bigger on Roshar lol

[gyve]

( what a warm emotion this conversation is generating. a warm emotion... called... friendship... )

If I could stop I would
But I can't so I inevitably won't

There's more air on Roshar too and less force bearing down on us to keep us all grounded
Maybe that's why people from this and your planet have had their growth stunted so severely

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[fessus]

Can't make it out like we're the weird ones when you're the one in the minority Kal

Tell me smth else about you or Roshar

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[fessus]

Nah on second thought not Roshar

Just you

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[gyve]

( ... blushes... )

Uh
Like what

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[gyve]

( ahem. struggles in vain to "man up." )

Like maybe
When I was learning to use my powers I smacked into a rock wall
You enjoy hearing about that sort of thing right

[fessus]

[ ........ don't smile don't smile don't do it ]

Mm

Describe the wall and how hard you hit it

[ CAN'T HELP HIMSELF ]

[gyve]

( don't smile, kaladin. do. not. smile. )

Well it was a chasm wall

Very tall vertically
That's top to bottom

Very wide horizontally
That's side to side

And the wall's rock
Well this is rock that's stood the test of time
It's hard
It has to be

And I pretty much hit it full tilt

[fessus]

Sounds like a rock wall alright

From the rock part to the wall part

[ Would Kaladin try harder to give him actual dimensions if he pressed? Just how impressive are these chasms? ]

Did you bust your nose

[gyve]

Of course not
I'm too study with Stormlight

Your turn
Let's hear it

[fessus]

Right sure but in my version of this story your face is all bloody

My turn for what? I've never done anything even remotely that embarrassing jsyk

[gyve]

I'm sure if you were there and my nose was bleeding you'd have given me one of your ten lacy handkerchiefs rich boy

( GETTING FIRED UP )

You put on cat ears that sang a cat song at you
Then you tried to pawn them off on me for a bean

[fessus]

Are you serious? Forget it, if I had one I'd never give it to you after that

[ unbelievable disrespect, let me FANTASIZE ABOUT YOUR INJURIES ]

Are you just jealous that they wouldn't fit on your head?

[gyve]

Just how big do you think my head is exactly

Come on
One fact

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[fessus]

Oh totally massive

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[fessus]

Fine w/e since we're on the subject

When I was a kid I'd steal my old man's clothes sometimes and try to wear them, and I'd get dirt all over them bc they were too big and I'd trip on the cloth in my shoes

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[gyve]

Thanks
Thank you
I'm sure that opinion has nothing to do with how tiny you are and how tiny everyone on your planet is

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[gyve]

That's pretty cute though
Playing dress up
Rolling around in your weird dirt
Did your father become cross with you when he found out

[fessus]

The bigger they are the harder they fall, I'll still kick your ass sparring any day

[ It sounds fun. And makes him feel better when he's reminded of the less pleasant part of that memory. ]

Nah he didn't say anything

So next time I cut a hole in one of the shirts on purpose