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[fessus]

[ A dick? Questioning that feels unwise when he could just answer in the affirmative and move on, but he can't. ]

This isn't about the armoire is it? I told you that was cool

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[coherer]

No not that
Just how I've been talking to you and stuff

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[coherer]

Okay and the armoire stuff too

Anyway I'm sorry
And you're not the problem here for getting stressed out and hitting a guy
I want to say that now so you know so it isn't this thing you ever worry about or hang onto or whatever

[fessus]

It's not like any of it was over the line or w/e. And I don't regret hitting him bc he deserved it, but it wasn't bc I was stressed out and I wish I'd aimed somewhere else

[ ... is Jonas worried or hanging onto something? He could ask, but... that's still too difficult for him to manage. ]

Yeah. I wanna be friends

[coherer]

( Breathing in deeply, he holds it. After a few seconds, he slowly exhales. )

Okay well if you're accepting my apology can you just say you're accepting it?
Then I can do you that favour I owe you and we can start fresh, so think up something really good🙏🏻

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[ ... ]

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What favor

[ throw him out the airlock ]

[coherer]

You said I have to do smth for you bc you woke up to move the armoire
I'm being so fr rn please say you accept my apology or I'll keep apologizing and each one is gonna be more embarrassing for me than the last

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[fessus]

Okay okay I forgive you, I accept your apology

[fessus]

That wasn't real yk, I was messing with you

Ik you wanted to owe me but I wasn't planning to cash it out. We're good. Everything's even

[coherer]

Yaaay ty
I DID make you a burger.......

Let's rewind for a sec tho
How are you not stressed out?
It's a genuine question I'm not judging or anything
I'm happy for you if you're not but I have trouble believing it considering I've been white knuckling this whole ride so far

[fessus]

Pretty sure I said thanks and that it was good btw

[ ... did he say thanks? Ugh. ]

Idk. Do I need to answer again? Bc if wanting to get the hell out of here counts as stressed, then fine

[coherer]

p sure that counts as stress.............

If you're ever not doing alright though lmk
We can do dumb crap or go to the entertainment deck or smth

[fessus]

[ He expected him to dismiss that as distinct. When Jonas doesn't, he flags for a moment. ]

You saying we don't get to do dumb crap or go up to the entertainment deck if I'm doing fine?

[coherer]

( ... )

Haha yeah that's totally it
You get the saddies and we go hunt wild animals in VR

What do you usually do to kill time?
We've got way too much of it so

[fessus]

You're asking me?

Spoilers, I have a job. You're the one that was just finishing hs. You've had way more free time than me

[coherer]

Spoilers, even people with jobs have hobbies
So yeah I'm asking you
Spill it

[fessus]

[ The evasion – an unconscious effort to guard himself by allowing Jonas to answer first just in case he finds reason to judge his interests – is thwarted. What a weird guy. ]

It took you 0 time to get back to being bossy huh

You game at all?

[coherer]

Yep this is actually closer to how I feel my regular personality is
Lucky you

I game though yeah
Or I did bc I moved away from the people who had the consoles and tvs
Shooters, sports stuff, a game where you steal cars run over grannies and get hookers
But I had apps on my phone and stuff

hbu?

[fessus]

LOL

[ There it is, the first capslock. This is a topic he's Invested in. ]

Okay got it. So you're a casual

Idk I've got other hobbies but that's the biggest one. Pretty into Kings Knight if you guys have that, which is prob a no. RPGs, MMOs, shooters, fantasy, w/e gets a good review that looks cool

I used to hit up the arcade a lot

[coherer]

LMAO screw you man
If I had the money to be a pro gamer I'd make that my entire existence but you bet your ass I'm a casual
Matching candies and jewels in a line to rack up points is the way to go🍬

That's cool though did you have one near your place or smth?
What's Kings Knight??

Arcades kinda dipped in popularity for us, but I am
a WIZARD
at those ball-in-hole games, aka basketball (🏀), aka you throw it in a net and get points

[fessus]

Maybe if you do your research role well enough here they'll start to pay you 🤷‍♂️

There was a spot we'd hit up a few blocks from school. Tbh after I graduated I didn't go so much anymore, and def not for the basketball games

I'd kick your ass though

[ Kings Knight can wait, a completely unearned and unwarranted confidence has to be indulged in some playful teasing first. ]

[coherer]

Wooooow omg listen to this guy with the insults
What an insane opinion based on zero facts
ig you're gonna have to prove it IN THE ARENA

After this dumb alien planet sidebar, you're on
Five games, majority winner wins the pot
Bring it

[fessus]

Yeah? Sure, should be a nice easy win to relax when we get back

What's going in the pot anyway?

[coherer]

LOL you're one of those guys I see
The ones who think gg means "get good"

I haven't thought that far ahead though...
wdyt should be in there?
It's not like we have any stuff to gamble with