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[fessus]

— NOCTIS LUCIS CAELUM

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DARKNIGHT

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EDICT TARNISHED AZ-MEHET

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[coherer]

Yaaay ty
I DID make you a burger.......

Let's rewind for a sec tho
How are you not stressed out?
It's a genuine question I'm not judging or anything
I'm happy for you if you're not but I have trouble believing it considering I've been white knuckling this whole ride so far

[fessus]

Pretty sure I said thanks and that it was good btw

[ ... did he say thanks? Ugh. ]

Idk. Do I need to answer again? Bc if wanting to get the hell out of here counts as stressed, then fine

[coherer]

p sure that counts as stress.............

If you're ever not doing alright though lmk
We can do dumb crap or go to the entertainment deck or smth

[fessus]

[ He expected him to dismiss that as distinct. When Jonas doesn't, he flags for a moment. ]

You saying we don't get to do dumb crap or go up to the entertainment deck if I'm doing fine?

[coherer]

( ... )

Haha yeah that's totally it
You get the saddies and we go hunt wild animals in VR

What do you usually do to kill time?
We've got way too much of it so

[fessus]

You're asking me?

Spoilers, I have a job. You're the one that was just finishing hs. You've had way more free time than me

[coherer]

Spoilers, even people with jobs have hobbies
So yeah I'm asking you
Spill it

[fessus]

[ The evasion – an unconscious effort to guard himself by allowing Jonas to answer first just in case he finds reason to judge his interests – is thwarted. What a weird guy. ]

It took you 0 time to get back to being bossy huh

You game at all?

[coherer]

Yep this is actually closer to how I feel my regular personality is
Lucky you

I game though yeah
Or I did bc I moved away from the people who had the consoles and tvs
Shooters, sports stuff, a game where you steal cars run over grannies and get hookers
But I had apps on my phone and stuff

hbu?

[fessus]

LOL

[ There it is, the first capslock. This is a topic he's Invested in. ]

Okay got it. So you're a casual

Idk I've got other hobbies but that's the biggest one. Pretty into Kings Knight if you guys have that, which is prob a no. RPGs, MMOs, shooters, fantasy, w/e gets a good review that looks cool

I used to hit up the arcade a lot

[coherer]

LMAO screw you man
If I had the money to be a pro gamer I'd make that my entire existence but you bet your ass I'm a casual
Matching candies and jewels in a line to rack up points is the way to go🍬

That's cool though did you have one near your place or smth?
What's Kings Knight??

Arcades kinda dipped in popularity for us, but I am
a WIZARD
at those ball-in-hole games, aka basketball (🏀), aka you throw it in a net and get points

[fessus]

Maybe if you do your research role well enough here they'll start to pay you 🤷‍♂️

There was a spot we'd hit up a few blocks from school. Tbh after I graduated I didn't go so much anymore, and def not for the basketball games

I'd kick your ass though

[ Kings Knight can wait, a completely unearned and unwarranted confidence has to be indulged in some playful teasing first. ]

[coherer]

Wooooow omg listen to this guy with the insults
What an insane opinion based on zero facts
ig you're gonna have to prove it IN THE ARENA

After this dumb alien planet sidebar, you're on
Five games, majority winner wins the pot
Bring it

[fessus]

Yeah? Sure, should be a nice easy win to relax when we get back

What's going in the pot anyway?

[coherer]

LOL you're one of those guys I see
The ones who think gg means "get good"

I haven't thought that far ahead though...
wdyt should be in there?
It's not like we have any stuff to gamble with

[fessus]

Which one of us is the casual again?

[ You come into MY HOUSE ]

idk the IOUs are going great...... maybe your hat?

[coherer]

My hat???
Why in the world would you want that?

ykw I'll probably find some cool stuff in the desert when we get there, so maybe a cactus or smth that seems right up your alley
Prickkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[fessus]

Bc it's yours and people have seen you wear it so it'd be clear and obv evidence that I beat you? Keep up

Beats out the handful of sand you're planning to get me

[coherer]

Wow okay, I'm sick of wearing it anyway so
Enjoy your sweaty smelly trophy if you win
And if I win you have to cook me my next 3 meals

[fessus]

Thanks I will

And deal

[ worryingly little hesitation, you have no idea what you're in for ]

Honestly doesn't really matter what you ask for tbh.....

[coherer]

( ... Shit, he called his bluff.

... )

Oh so you're convinced you can win EVERY single game we play?
You won't lose a SINGLE one?
You don't wanna bet that
That'd be crazy, no one's that confident in their game skills

[fessus]

[ ... ]

Stop building it up and just tell me what your new proposition is

What do I get for losing 0 games? You only have the one hat

[coherer]

No, nooo way, cocky
I get a favour if you lose even 1 game, carte blanche
If I lose even 1 game, since I'm a dirty casual, I can still win
Consider it my handicap

[fessus]

Wtf that's like the worst deal of all time, who would even agree to that?

[coherer]

Okay, just an offer yk
No prob
We'll stick to the original way, both of us equal