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LOL

[ There it is, the first capslock. This is a topic he's Invested in. ]

Okay got it. So you're a casual

Idk I've got other hobbies but that's the biggest one. Pretty into Kings Knight if you guys have that, which is prob a no. RPGs, MMOs, shooters, fantasy, w/e gets a good review that looks cool

I used to hit up the arcade a lot

LMAO screw you man
If I had the money to be a pro gamer I'd make that my entire existence but you bet your ass I'm a casual
Matching candies and jewels in a line to rack up points is the way to go🍬

That's cool though did you have one near your place or smth?
What's Kings Knight??

Arcades kinda dipped in popularity for us, but I am
a WIZARD
at those ball-in-hole games, aka basketball (🏀), aka you throw it in a net and get points

Maybe if you do your research role well enough here they'll start to pay you 🤷‍♂️

There was a spot we'd hit up a few blocks from school. Tbh after I graduated I didn't go so much anymore, and def not for the basketball games

I'd kick your ass though

[ Kings Knight can wait, a completely unearned and unwarranted confidence has to be indulged in some playful teasing first. ]

Wooooow omg listen to this guy with the insults
What an insane opinion based on zero facts
ig you're gonna have to prove it IN THE ARENA

After this dumb alien planet sidebar, you're on
Five games, majority winner wins the pot
Bring it

Yeah? Sure, should be a nice easy win to relax when we get back

What's going in the pot anyway?

LOL you're one of those guys I see
The ones who think gg means "get good"

I haven't thought that far ahead though...
wdyt should be in there?
It's not like we have any stuff to gamble with

Which one of us is the casual again?

[ You come into MY HOUSE ]

idk the IOUs are going great...... maybe your hat?

My hat???
Why in the world would you want that?

ykw I'll probably find some cool stuff in the desert when we get there, so maybe a cactus or smth that seems right up your alley
Prickkkkkkkkkkkkkk

Bc it's yours and people have seen you wear it so it'd be clear and obv evidence that I beat you? Keep up

Beats out the handful of sand you're planning to get me

Wow okay, I'm sick of wearing it anyway so
Enjoy your sweaty smelly trophy if you win
And if I win you have to cook me my next 3 meals

Thanks I will

And deal

[ worryingly little hesitation, you have no idea what you're in for ]

Honestly doesn't really matter what you ask for tbh.....

( ... Shit, he called his bluff.

... )

Oh so you're convinced you can win EVERY single game we play?
You won't lose a SINGLE one?
You don't wanna bet that
That'd be crazy, no one's that confident in their game skills

[ ... ]

Stop building it up and just tell me what your new proposition is

What do I get for losing 0 games? You only have the one hat

No, nooo way, cocky
I get a favour if you lose even 1 game, carte blanche
If I lose even 1 game, since I'm a dirty casual, I can still win
Consider it my handicap