[ Normally Noctis might protest the rolling around since it drags his section of sheet away, but considering they're already in shorts and tanks to combat the heat he'll let him have it.
But... that really isn't even the primary concern here. ]
[ And here he thought this was going to end up a conversation about Ignis. He should've known. ]
Do yellow ribbons help with frogs? Actually don't answer I'm just gonna guess that they do. Pretty sure blue would be a good color on you though if you wanna give the red a rest.
[ For once in this conversation, some real advice. ]
Yeah ig he's pretty tough. That old snapping turtle Cid isn't bad either.
He's almost tempted to wake him, but... it sounds like a nice dream now, honestly. So he rests his own head back down, finally, and wills himself to drift off just as quietly and quickly. ]
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But... that really isn't even the primary concern here. ]
Why do you want me to purr?
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Because Were Cats! Catboys.
We Cant Get The Treats If We Dont Purr and Meow ..
Youre Not Being Cat Enough !
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Cool I'll work on being more cat. Meow.
What treats are we after?
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Theres An Army Of Mice We Have To Kill Them To Get The Treats
They Stole Them
[this went dark]
They Hired The Scarred Bear Though We Gotta Be Careful
You Know The One
Beardio The Terrible
Killed An Eagle
Meow
[GLADIO]
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he is officially logging out of his game because wtf this requires ALL OF HIS ATTENTION ]
Oh no not Beardio. He's huge. Not to mention super strict, he's got lots of other people listening to him. Meow.
You think Beardio might get hungry and kill some of the mice for us?
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She's A Lot Nicer And She Scratches Between My Ears Nya
It Feels Good ..
But The Problem Is the Mices Leader
Sir Squeaknis
Hes So Smart
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Yeah she's way better. We should trade them out and talk to her more instead, he'd get jealous then.
I bet if I tell Squeaknis really seriously to stop and give us back the treats, he'd do it. We go way back. mrr mrr
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But Iris Is A Lot Nicer ..
Im Scared
[please stop texting him]
What ? How Do You Go Way Back??
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I've known him since I was a [ uh ] kitten.
[ Nailed it. ]
Super young.
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[that's it]
[no new messages]
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She Says We Are Idiots But Also Does The Red Ribbon Look Better..
I Got You A Yellow One
For The Frogs You Know
Hmm.. We Should Get The Frogs To Fight
Croak Leonis Is Strong.
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Do yellow ribbons help with frogs? Actually don't answer I'm just gonna guess that they do. Pretty sure blue would be a good color on you though if you wanna give the red a rest.
[ For once in this conversation, some real advice. ]
Yeah ig he's pretty tough. That old snapping turtle Cid isn't bad either.
Meow row.
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Hey, Bro .
I Might Have To Leave
I Want The Treats But My Mom Is Calling Me To Go Home
[????????????]
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Oh
Well that's nbd, you should go then. You wouldn't want to miss dinner or w/e. I'll get the treats on my own and share them with you.
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You Always Do The Cool Things
I Wanna Be Cool Too But Im Heavy I Guess ..
[he's dreaming them up as kids, basically]
Do You Promise?
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I'll save the adventures for you then. It'll be better that way anyway, weirdo.
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Then We Can Defeat Foxunia And Snerstael Together!
We Can Be Heroes
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Yeah
We already are. Go home okay? We'll talk about it later.
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Well Get The Treats Next Time
[if you stop texting him prompto will be free..]
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He's almost tempted to wake him, but... it sounds like a nice dream now, honestly. So he rests his own head back down, finally, and wills himself to drift off just as quietly and quickly. ]