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[fessus]

Wait he kidnapped his wife? Wtf you should've cared, that's pretty messed up. Ig it wasn't really your business but who wants a war just to have one? Maybe it's a culture thing....

I fight every day back home now lmao

[ This is not an lmao moment but let him live. ]

Wait are you calling yourself an old dog

[kometes]

Who knows if she left her husband all on her own?
I fought so I could leave my mark on history.

When you can tell me you've fought everyday for nine years straight, you can say your experience rivals mine!

You're just a pup compared to me.

[fessus]

What do you mean 'who knows' that's like the most important part of the story?

Yeah don't try to distract from what you said, calling yourself an old dog is an insult. Ofc a young one beats an old one.

[kometes]

Wouldn't I be the most important part of the story? I'm the hero of the Trojan war.

Fine. Let's say older dog. I was never gonna get old anyway.

[fessus]

So you beat your enemies singlehandedly?

LMAO yeah okay trying to cover up your mistake

[kometes]

Many of them, yes. But it was a war. I'd be lying if I said I fought it alone.
I was just the best warrior the Achaeans had.

How was I supposed to know?

[fessus]

Then we've got something big in common. Even I wouldn't call myself the hero though, that's saying something.

idk ig I could only blame you if you had permanent instant access to almost all this world's knowledge embedded in your head.

oh wait