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[mercurio]

wha
whaTS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN

i'm part of the crownsguard too!! in the absence of gladio
and iggy
i'm your uh body..buddyguard lol

like being gladio is soooo hard??

[fessus]

LOL

Okay being Gladio's super hard but the confidence is good, you've got my back and I've got yours.

It's super super obvious you're lying though.

[mercurio]

don't call me a liar so easily
i'm really doing a security check

[fessus]

Okay, so have you talked to any of those people before?

[mercurio]

a few of them yeah

[fessus]

Then if you've actually got security check questions and stuff you should have a summary report on them.

Hit me.

[mercurio]

wait RIGHT NOW

[fessus]

I'm js Gladio would have it ready.

Unless you're ready to be Prompto again.

[mercurio]

[why......]

i just wanna make sure they're okay
not that you ne..ed protecting and you have a good read on character too so

just checking!

[fessus]

[ He has a terrible read on character... they both do... we're gonna' die. ]

Yeah yeah, I'm just giving you a hard time.

Seriously though, what do you think about those guys? They seem pretty cool.

[mercurio]

i've only really interacted with markus and connor at a personal level ig
and lol we're bumming at their place so how BAD can they be 🤔
hafid and keith are pretty ok

does markus also remind you of iggy or is that just me

[fessus]

He seriously harassed me about my diet my first day here, not even kidding. I kept telling him he was like a guy I knew and he'd try to focus back on the food.

Just like Ignis would. it's so weird.

[mercurio]

lmao that's funny he fed me something they call chicken which is like a tinier chickatrice
it also tasted really good

connor almost killed me did i tell you

[fessus]

Oh yeah I heard someone else talking about chicken. Talk about a weird name for a food...... idgi

Uh no, are you okay?

[mercurio]

it tastes really good tho
better than *shudder* bugs
can we talk about the food nightmare scenario we're in for a sec ugh

clearly i'm still alive!!
he threw me into the river first thing i got here lol and then he expected me to run through traffic to lose some cops

are we sure he's not a bit crazy

[fessus]

If we talk about it I'm gonna end up feeling sick. Idk which is worse, knowing it's bugs or sticking with people saying it's "protein material" from farms bc that's pretty gross too. Like paste or something.

Wow he was way nicer to me lmao. I showed up in some weird alley where people were getting tattoos and piercings and mods. I almost got one and he saved me.

[mercurio]

ugghhhh ewwwww you just made i a hundred times worse thx
i think i'm gonna go vegan at this rate

?? seriously
i must be a bad luck magnet

u almost got a tattoo or a piercing

[fessus]

Then you'll be stuck eating nuts and beans........

You say that but you've got me in your life so you're pretty lucky.

And yeah but it wasn't like it was super close, I just had that drug in my system so I was doing what people wanted and this guy kept calling me to his stand. Awkward.

[mercurio]

i'm gonna ask ppl about cakes and pies

oh yeah you're right i forgot about the shining star in my life: you

would you ever get one

[fessus]

[ SMOOTH ]

Ignis isn't here so ig I'll say it for him: you can't live off just cakes and pies.

idk how you could forget, I'm right here. Is that the tattoo I'm supposed to get? A big star? Can't really do anything crazy where people could see it, you know that. I'll leave you to do all the fun stuff.

[mercurio]

[you DOUBTED his sneakiness]

iggy isn't here so we'll see how far i can go with my new lifestyle

fine fine then i'll get a big star in your honor, i'll even tattoo your name on my ass. actual ass: noctis lucis caelum

i'd try a piercing tho

[fessus]

You're gonna make yourself sick but lmao okay, I want some cake too.

You've had a ton of bad ideas and that's still the worst. What's wrong with the tats you have now? Besides that they're super tiny.

[mercurio]

i'll see about making those dreams come true buddy
any preferences on cake?

is there something wrong with them?? are u judging them ugh dude....
not all of us want a tattoo like gladio ok
is the tattoo process here the same as back in eos tho do u know

[fessus]

I like cakes with fruit ig? Wonder how hard that is to put together here.

I just said they're super tiny which they are. You can barely see them. Gladio's is a statement anyway..... but I told you you're asking the wrong person. I'm not getting one, idk what it's like here. Can you picture anyone in my family with a tattoo?

[mercurio]

hmmm i'll ask around. who knows unless we try right
kinda craving for a strawberry pie with cream

ok so you're saying i should get another tattoo that is more visible gotcha
is it blasphemous to picture u or any of ur ancestors with tattoos
lmk so i'm not condemned forever plz